Found this over at Ben Jones' blog:
Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
a tale that’ll make you sick.
It started back when everyone,
was buying homes to flip.
It started out okay you see,
the Flippers brave and sure.
Five condos they would buy one day,
their riches were assured, their riches were assured.
The market started getting rough,
they could not sell at cost.
If not for the folly of the greedy fools,
Their cash would not be lost, their cash would not be lost.
The price hit ground near the floor and yes,
they choked on their own bile.
With Flipagain, and the Lenders too,
The Realtors, and their lies.
The Groovy Cars, the Plasma Screens and the Get Rich Dreams,
Here on Flipagain’s Isle!